Ok,ok, ok, ok. I have some really great advice about marriage. Really. Our daughter Megan and her love Joshua took my husband and me out to dinner for our anniversary and we had a great discussion with them about the top three things that support a committed relationship. Really good stuff.
But I'm dying to get a read. Did you watch the Oscars? Did you still respect yourself? Did you enjoy
picking over and picking at all the dresses? Did you cringe as much as I did at Oscar winners trying to be funny and being too pathetic to make it into a high school variety show? Were you bothered by
Anne Hathaways nipples? (Can I write nipples?) Did you want to punch the face lifted French poodle looking little rat lady interviewing people. Obviously I did. Did you want to say to Sally Fields, "no, no, no, no." Did you like my other very grown-up daughter say, " I have a crush on Abraham Lincoln"? Just checking. That's all. I feel better. My gossip quota for the year.
Marriage advice next time.
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