"IMPORTANT NOTHINGS"

These are the days of Jane Austin glut--200 years since she died. Deathaversary?
This Jane Austin quote is how I often feel when I start to write, "Which of all my important nothings shall I tell you first?"

And so here are some of my important nothings:

—I like popcorn more than red licorice

—My grandchildren ask if they can have a break from playing with me

—I hate to drive

—I have not watched one episode of Game of Thrones

—I miss playing tennis

—I was an excellent violinist

—I have eaten iguana meat

—I like order and create mess—

—I had waist length hair and a leather peace sign necklace

—I paint paintings and cards for special occasions but only then

—I dont' know how to parallel park and don't want to learn

—I love to listen to sports radio in the car

—I love games 

—and so which of the above is not true?